A mother was working in the kitchen listening to
her 5 year old son
>playing with his new electric train in the living
room.
>
> She heard the train stop and her son saying,"All of
you sons of
bitches
>who want off, get the hell off now... because this is
the last stop!
And
>all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get
your asses on the
>train cause we're going down the tracks.
>
>The horrified mother went in and told her son," We
don't use that kind
>of language in this house.Now, I want you to go to
your room and you
are
>to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you
may play with your
>train...but I want you to use nice language!
Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and
resumed playing
>with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother
heard her son
>say..."All passengers, please remember to take all of
your belongings
>with you. We thank you and hope your trip was a
pleasant one. We hope
>you will ride with us again soon!
>
>She heard her little darling continue..." for those
of you just
>boarding, remember there is no smoking on the train.
We hope you will
>have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today.
>
> As the mother began to smile, the child added,"For
those of you who
are
>pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the
bitch in the
>kitchen..."
