The Aswer: DOLPHIN
Honest-to-God. Believe it or not, if you happen to find yourself in the ocean with a pod of bottle-nosed dolphins, you don't have to worry about them hurting you... but... they will make an attempt to screw your brains out.
I'm not kidding. Ask any dolphin expert. Hey, why do you think Flipper and all his buddies are always grinning anyway?
