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A husband store
There are six floors and the attributes of the men
increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is,
however, a catch . . .. you may choose any man from a
particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor,
but you cannot go back down except to exit the
building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to
find a husband . .
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.
The third
floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are
extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-
dead good looking and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!"she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-
dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a
strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth
floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor. This floor exists
solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch
your step as you exit the building, and have a nice
day!
Please send this to all men
for a good laugh and to
all the women who can handle the truth!
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