It's a fine sunny day in the forest and a rabbit issitting outside hisburrow, tippy-tapping on his typewriter. Along comes afox, out for awalk.
Fox: "What are you working on?" Rabbit: "My thesis."
Fox: "Hmm... What is it about?"Rabbit: "Oh, I'm writing about how rabbits eat foxes."
Fox: "That's ridiculous! Any fool knows that rabbitsdon't eat foxes!" Rabbit: "Come with me and I'll show you!"
They both disappear into the rabbit's burrow. Afterfew minutes,gnawing
on a fox bone, the rabbit returns to his typewriterand resumes typing.
Soon a wolf comes along and stops to watch thehardworking rabbit.
Wolf: "What's that you are writing?" Rabbit: "I'mdoing a thesis on howrabbits eat wolves."
Wolf: "you don't expect to get such rubbish published, do you?"
Rabbit: "No problem. Do you want to see why?"
The rabbit and the wolf go into the burrow and againthe rabbit returnsby himself, after a few minutes, and goes back totyping.
Finally a bear comes along and asks, "What are youdoing?
Rabbit: "I'm doing a thesis on how rabbits eat bears."
Bear: "Well that's absurd! "
Rabbit: "Come into my home and I'll show you"
Scene: As they enter the! Burrow, the rabbitintroduces the bear to thelion.
Moral: It doesn't matter how silly your thesis topic is, what matters is whom you have as a supervisor.
Management Lesson
In the context of the working world:
It doesn't matter how bad your performance is, what matters is whether your boss likes you or not...
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