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Old 12-27-2006, 02:19 AM
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Ed zachary disease

A woman was very distraught over the fact that she had not had a date
or any sex for over 5 years.

She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided
to seek medical advice from the well known Chinese sex therapist, Dr
Chang.

Upon entering the examination room, Dr Chang said "OK, take off all
your crose." The woman did as she was told.

"Now get down and craw reery reery fass to odderside of room." Again
the woman did as she was instructed.

Dr Chang then said "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me." As she
did Dr Chang shook his head slowly.

"Your probrem vewy bad. You have Ed Zachary disease. Wurse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates."

The woman asked anxiously "Oh my God, Dr Chang what is Ed Zachary disease?"

Dr Chang sighed deeply and replied, "Ed Zachary disease is when your
face look Ed Zachary like your ass
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