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Old 12-02-2006, 06:17 AM
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Cool ones (part - i)...!!

Hi guys !!

check out this cool stuff :-

# What are the three wonders of women?

1. They can produce milk without grazing... 8)

2. They can bleed for 7 days without dying... :shock:

3. And they can bury a bone, deeper than a dog,
without getting their nose dirty

# There once was a man named Mort,
Whose dick was incredibly short.
When he climbed into bed
His lady friend said,
"That's not a dick it's a wart!" 8)

# There was a young harlot from Kew
Who filled her vagina with glue.
She said with a grin,
"If they pay to get in,
They'll pay to get out of it, too." 8)

# There was a young sailor from Brighton
Who remarked to his girl, "You're a tight one."
She replied, "Don my soul,
You're in the wrong hole
There's plenty of room in the right one." :P

# There once was a man from St. Clair,
Who slipped it to his wife on the stair.
With one mighty stroke,
The banister broke,
And he finished his job in the air. 8)

Hey guys !!
just reply if u really like it .....

RBX .
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Old 12-05-2006, 07:57 PM
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Nice Jokes rbxrocks.

Thanks.
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Old 12-20-2006, 05:14 AM
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good effort, but i find it a little not too funny :(
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Old 02-09-2007, 01:37 PM
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hahhaa it's ok, but lots of room for improvements eh
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