Words women use

[peachey]

FINE

This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.


5 MINUTES

If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

NOTHING

This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end
in "Fine."


GO AHEAD

This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

LOUD SIGH

This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"

THAT'S OKAY

This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

THANKS

A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.

WHATEVER

It's a woman's way of saying *!#@ YOU!

[misteralan]

Oh, women talks in code, huh? But you're 100% right about it. When she says 'fine', that's usually the end of the conversation. And usually, when she says 'nothing', in my mind i will go like, "here we goes.." and after that i will got attack!

And she has a way of saying "Go Ahead", combined with the look in the eyes and the icy tone that will ring a bell in my head to never do it! Haha!

But all and all, she's adorable anyway. :D

[peachey]

haha Ok now we have one man that understands a women for real lol
I find myself doing some of these things. I guess i should be more careful next time lol

[humpty]

women, can never understand them 100%

they're too difficult to understand hahahahhaa

[mspirit]

Thanks for the joke peachey. And by the way, I belive all you said here was true.

[peachey]

mspirit and humpty thanks for the reply and gee now are we as women really this bad?? he he

[maggots]

lol
not to say bad, just pretty torturing for men sometimes hahahahha

[anijoe20]

usally they never speak but when their moouth starts open to talk hahah there is a destruction on all parts of human mind

[audreylesb]

you're so mean lol

[littlenicky]

hahahah anijoe, you're right, i tend to agree hahahaha
sorry girls

[peachey]

audreylesb might sound mean but most of it is the truth.
I can say some of that I do. Sure that in some ways all women have done these or one of them. But wait maybe I can find one about the men.

[maggots]

the men? hmmm, good luck, u wont' mind a lot coz whatever we have, we picked it up from the women :P

[foxiebaby]

LOUD SIGH

This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"

this is so true!! for me at least hahahhaha

[hilliebillie]

women, you just can't fully understand them coz they're just so indirect, but it's part of the game to unlock their minds and open their hearts, these few pointers as mentioned above should help men and give them a clue to better understand women hahahaha

[peachey]

hilliebillie this is true that men can learn from this and open a women mind to get to the heart.

Remember that once you figure us out it is too late. We have the right to change our mind in a second or the rules change he he he