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What your car says about your personality
The relationship between the car and its owner is a little bit like the relationship between a dog and its owner. You no doubt have heard the saying that "a man grows to look like his dog," well it is similar with cars.
This theory can be applied to type, size and colour. With type, the following would be the rule. (he says, tongue in cheek)
Small saloon - An average comfortable person who is happy with their lot.
Medium saloon - Into family mode now,
Large saloon - Everyone is that little older, and there is plenty of space now between you and the annoying in laws
Sports car - Two's company and three is definitely... not invited. For those intimate monments you need... somthing bigger.
Executive car -Now we've made it. Can't you see how important I am?
SUV - Party type. Let's invite the neighbours.
Hybrid car - Beg to be different. Don't know my front from my... rear
Truck - When the tough get going, the truckies round them up.
Classic car - Memory lane, what sweet times they were. Why did I ever leave them.
Colour - similar rules apply.
White - Please don't notice me. I think i'll slip into gear and stay in the background.
Black - When I make a statement you'd better listen.
Red - When you want someone firey, come my way.
Blue - Hey I'm cool man. We'll get along fine because I know who I am.
Green - Let's go hug a tree.
Gold - matches the teeth don't you think? Want to see how much? weight there is... worn on me that is.
Yellow - Happiness is here. Let's go join the party.
Silver - shine on moon. Night is my time.
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