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Jokes
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a Word.
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> An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted
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> As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked
> sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
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> "Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."
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> WORDS
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> A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a > day...
> 30,000 to a man's 15,000.
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> The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat > everything to men...
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> The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"
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> CREATION
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> A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid
> and so beautiful all at the same time.
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> "The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
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> God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
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> God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!
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> God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough
> draft before the masterpiece.
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