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[nbinaca]

A Sardarji and an American are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York. The American asks if he would like to play a fun game.

The Sardarji, tired, just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.

The American persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He says, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me five dollars, and vice versa."

Again, he declines and tries to get some sleep.

The American, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5,and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500."

This catches the Sardarji's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment, agrees to the game.

The American asks the first question: "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"

The Sardarji doesn't say a word, reaches into his wallet,pulls out a $5.00 bill, and hands it to the American.

"Okay," says the American, "your turn".

He asks, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?"

The American, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer & searches all his preferences........no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the Internet and the Library of Congress... no answer.

Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers but to no avail.

After an hour, he wakes the Sardarji and hands him $500.

The Sardarji thanks him and turns back to get some more sleep.

The American, who is more than a little miffed, stirs the Sardarji and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"

Without a word, the Sardarji reaches into his purse,hands the american $5,and goes back to sleep.

[humpty]

lol
what a great one, long live the smart ass Sardarji!

[peachey]

hahahhahaha Love this one lol great

[jahrukh]

Good Joke. Keep it up!

[sabbas45]

Sardarji happened to participate in a competition, which was about writing the shortest story.
The organizers had put a condition that a story must have four ingredients
viz. religion, sex, suspense and mystery.
Sardarji's turn came after many attempts by others. Sardarji gave a story, which was just one
sentence and read :"Oh God, my wife is going to deliver a child".
Ostensibly amused, the organizers asked the sardarji whether it contained all the four ingredients !!
Sardarji replied affirmatively and gave his explanation as below:
Oh God : religion
my wife: sex
going to deliver a child : suspense (whether a girl or a boy)
"Okay.... but where is the mystery ?" asked one of the organizers.
The sardar replied : who is the father ??
Sardarji was declared the winner for writing the shortest story !

[sabbas45]

An American, an Italian and a Surd were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th
floor of a building... They were eating lunch and the American said, "Corned beef and cabbage!
If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch I'm going to jump off this building."
The Italian opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Pasta again! If I get pasta one more time I'm
going to jump off, too." The Surd opened his lunch and said, "Paratha and dal again. If I get
paratha and daal one more time I'm jumping too." Next day - The American opens his lunch box,
sees corned beef and cabbage and jumps to his death. The Italian opens his lunch, sees pasta
and jumps. The Surd opens his lunch, sees paratha and daal and jumps to his death also...
At the funeral..... The American's wife is weeping...She says, "If I'd known how really
tired he was of corned beef & cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!" The
Italian's wife also weeps and says " I could have given him pizza or lasagna! I didn't
realize he hated pasta so much." Everyone turned and stared at the Surd's wife... "Hey,
don't look at me," she said, "He makes his own lunch!"

[sabbas45]

A little boy wanted Rs.50 very badly and prayed for
weeks, but nothing happened. Finally he decided to write God a letter
requesting the Rs.50. When the postal authorities received the letter
addressed to God, INDIA, they decided to forward it to the President of India as a joke.

The President was so amused, that he instructed his
secretary to send the little boy Rs.20. The President thought this would
appear to be a lot of money to a little boy, and he did not want to
spoil the kid. The little boy was delighted with Rs.20, and decided to
write a thank you note to God, which read:

"Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money.
However, I noticed that you sent it through the Rashtrapati Bhavan in New
Delhi, and those donkeys deducted Rs.30 in taxes ..."

[peachey]

hahah love this part of the second joke lol

realize he hated pasta so much." Everyone turned and stared at the Surd's wife... "Hey,
don't look at me," she said, "He makes his own lunch

[jahrukh]

All the three jokes were too good & I have never heard them before! Good Sabbas45! Keep it up! :P