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GIFT
A young man wished to buy a pair of gloves for his sweetheart’s
birthday, so he went to an expensive boutique, bought the
finest gloves available and asked the saleswoman to have
them delivered with a note. While wrapping the gloves,
a clerk accidentally mixed up the order and sent a pair of
panties instead.
Here is the note the young man sent to his sweetheart:
Darling,
I chose these, because I noticed that you are not in the habit
of wearing any when we go out in the evening. I would have
chosen long ones with buttons, but because your sister
wears the short ones that are so easy to remove, I decided
to get the same style for you.
Although these are a delicate shade, the lady I bought them
from showed me a pair she had been wearing for three weeks
and they were hardly soiled. I had the sales girl try them
on for me and they looked really smart.
I wish I could be there to put them on for you for the first
time. No doubt many other hands will touch them before I
see you again. When you take them off, remember to blow in
them before putting them away as they will naturally be
a little damp from wearing. Be sure to keep them on while
cleaning them so they don’t shrink. Just think how many
times I will kiss them during the coming year. I hope you
like them and will wear them for me on Friday night.
All my Love.
P. S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little
fur showing.
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