Indian politicians

[naveenleo]

Zailsingh decided to write the MBA exam. He could understand every thing except for the LOGIC part. One day when he was reading, Rajiv came home.
Rajiv: Zailsinghji How is your MBA preparation?
Zail Singh: Every thing is fine, but I could not understand Logic.
Rajiv: Logic is very easy.
Zailsingh: Can you give me an example, so that I can understand.
Rajiv: OK. Do you have fish pot in your house?
Zail: YES.
Rajiv: Logically, there will be water in it.
Zail: YES.
Rajiv: Logically, there will be fish in it.
Zail: YES.
Rajiv: Logically, someone will be feeding the fish.
Zail: YES.
Rajiv: I take a guess that your wife will be feeding the fish.
Zail: YES.
Rajiv: so, logically, your are married.
Zail: YES.
Rajiv: So, that means U are a heterosexual.
Zailsingh was very glad and he understood logic. Next day he sees Butasingh and he was also preparing for MBA.
Zail: How is your MBA preparation?
Buta: Everything is fine except for the logic.
Zail: Oh, logic is easy.
Buta: Please, give me an example.
Zail: Do you have a fish pot in your house?
Buta: NO, I don't.
Zail: Saala HOMO!!!

[jestuarn]

That's funny, especially 'Saala HOMO' thing. Looks like Zail still nedd more information on the Logics. Good one.

[jahrukh]

Hello,

Nice Joke. Good Sense of Humor. A Heartly Aprreciation from me. Thanks.

Regards,
Jahrukh. :P

(By the way where are the indian politicians in the jokes?)

[eastbridge]

It is very unfortunate to cut jokes on dead men. We cannot get fun out of it. Admins should delete this kind of jokes :oops:

[jestuarn]

Originally Posted by eastbridge

It is very unfortunate to cut jokes on dead men. We cannot get fun out of it. Admins should delete this kind of jokes :oops:

Who died? :?: :!:

[naveenleo]

i am sorry friends. :(
next time i will use lalu n mulayam.

[eastbridge]

Ya, specially lalu enjoys acts by comedians, practising his activities!

We should not use names of those who are now in their graves. Let them rest in peace.....please.