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Old 07-20-2006, 10:08 AM
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Working on the fourth husband

A woman announces to her friend that she is getting married for the fourth time.

"How wonderful! But I hope you don't mind me asking what happened to your first husband?"

"He ate poisonous mushrooms and died."

"Oh, how tragic! What about your second husband?"

"He ate poisonous mushrooms too and died."

"Oh, how terrible! I'm almost afraid to ask you about your third husband."

"He died of a broken neck."

"A broken neck?"

"He wouldn't eat the mushrooms."
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Old 07-20-2006, 02:49 PM
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I guess I could see who grew the mushrooms
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Old 07-22-2006, 09:48 AM
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Re: Working on the fourth husband

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Originally Posted by naveenleo
A woman announces to her friend that she is getting married for the fourth time.

"How wonderful! But I hope you don't mind me asking what happened to your first husband?"

"He ate poisonous mushrooms and died."

"Oh, how tragic! What about your second husband?"

"He ate poisonous mushrooms too and died."

"Oh, how terrible! I'm almost afraid to ask you about your third husband."

"He died of a broken neck."

"A broken neck?"

"He wouldn't eat the mushrooms."
Hello,

Nice Jokes. Till now all jokes that I have read from you are too good. Just keep it up. Thanks.

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Jahrukh.
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