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Worms
A Minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday Sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
>The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.
>The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.
>The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.
>The fourth worm was put into a jar of good clean soil.
At the conclusion of the Sermon, the Minister reported the following results:
>The first worm in alcohol - dead.
>Second worm in cigarette smoke - dead.
>Third worm in sperm - dead.
>Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive
So the Minister asked the congregation - "What can you learn from this demonstration?
A little old woman in the back quickly raised her hand and said; "As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't have worms!
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