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07-08-2006, 02:14 PM
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Taking a woman to bed
TAKING A WOMAN TO BED
What is the difference between girls/woman
aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58. 68, and 78 ?
At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.
At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed
At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.
At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story.
At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!
At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???
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07-14-2006, 11:20 AM
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Well Peachy, who r u ???? 8, 18, 28..... and if above, lets forget this conversation.
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07-14-2006, 11:54 AM
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he he Forget the conversation!
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07-14-2006, 01:48 PM
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Ok forgot the conversation. Lets ask something else. What do u like the most - story or bed ?
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07-14-2006, 05:32 PM
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Re: Taking a woman to bed
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Originally Posted by peachey
TAKING A WOMAN TO BED
What is the difference between girls/woman
aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58. 68, and 78 ?
At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.
At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed
At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.
At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story.
At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!
At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???
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Hello,
I like it it was nice & never heard that before. Good.  |
07-15-2006, 03:58 PM
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Yes thought it was funny.
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07-15-2006, 09:08 PM
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a nice one
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Originally Posted by peachey
thought it was funny.
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Not only funny it is the greatest. Dear you are the best. |
07-17-2006, 12:27 AM
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thank you I enjoyed the joke as all of you did.
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07-18-2006, 10:37 AM
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age matters.........
By the way peachey , from where have u heard this story .......?
i mean .................... its really nice ........
& may b written by a person after doing lot of research.............
Nice stuff guys......
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07-19-2006, 02:19 AM
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yes it was written by a friend and that is why it is in quote marks ok
But is still a good joke ok..
Sorry if I have done something that offends you.
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08-26-2006, 03:30 PM
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nice joke |
08-27-2006, 05:40 AM
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its really odd
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08-28-2006, 02:24 PM
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It is a good Joke
O! it is a good a joke .And it should be recortable .Nice!
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09-02-2006, 10:33 AM
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Again thank you will have to get out and find more of these great jokes ....
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10-31-2006, 07:16 AM
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hei it seems i missed reading this one, great joke peachey :)
n you've got a flirter here trying to flirt you too hahahhahaa
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