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Old 06-30-2006, 07:36 PM
naveenleo naveenleo is offline
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An Illinois lady left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. Her husband was on a business trip and was planning to meet her there the next day.

When she reached her hotel, she decided to send her husband a quick e-mail. Unable to find the scrap of paper on which she had written his email address, she did her best to type it in from memory.

Unfortunately, she missed one letter and her note was directed instead to an elderly widow, whose husband had passed away only the day before.

When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream and fell to the floor in a dead faint. At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:

DEAREST HONEY: JUST GOT CHECKED IN. EVERYTHING PREPARED FOR YOUR ARRIVAL TOMORROW.

P.S. SURE IS HOT DOWN HERE.
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Old 07-01-2006, 07:55 AM
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wasn't funnnnny
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Old 07-21-2006, 11:16 AM
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I've heard this before, except a more detail version. In it, it was a husband going to his vaction earlier than his wife, and he also mistyped the email address. The widow's husband just died that day, and when she came back to check her email, she fainted right away, Her son , found her fainted, read the email on her screen. It wrote:

Dear wife,

I arrived her safe and sound. Please do not worry about me.

It is a surprise that they have computers here. I can write email to you from here onwards. Not only that, the jacuzzi, the bed( king-sized, surprise,surprise) is marvelous. Can't wait until you came down here.


p/s: in side this version, there is also 'it is hot down here'
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Old 07-21-2006, 11:52 PM
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Wrong EMail

I have heard that before. :P
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