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[naveenleo]

It's a fine sunny day in the forest and a rabbit issitting outside hisburrow, tippy-tapping on his typewriter. Along comes afox, out for awalk.

Fox: "What are you working on?" Rabbit: "My thesis."

Fox: "Hmm... What is it about?"Rabbit: "Oh, I'm writing about how rabbits eat foxes."

Fox: "That's ridiculous! Any fool knows that rabbitsdon't eat foxes!" Rabbit: "Come with me and I'll show you!"

They both disappear into the rabbit's burrow. Afterfew minutes,gnawing
on a fox bone, the rabbit returns to his typewriterand resumes typing.

Soon a wolf comes along and stops to watch thehardworking rabbit.

Wolf: "What's that you are writing?" Rabbit: "I'mdoing a thesis on howrabbits eat wolves."

Wolf: "you don't expect to get such rubbish published, do you?"

Rabbit: "No problem. Do you want to see why?"

The rabbit and the wolf go into the burrow and againthe rabbit returnsby himself, after a few minutes, and goes back totyping.

Finally a bear comes along and asks, "What are youdoing?

Rabbit: "I'm doing a thesis on how rabbits eat bears."

Bear: "Well that's absurd! "

Rabbit: "Come into my home and I'll show you"

Scene: As they enter the! Burrow, the rabbitintroduces the bear to thelion.

Moral: It doesn't matter how silly your thesis topic is, what matters is whom you have as a supervisor.


Management Lesson
In the context of the working world:
It doesn't matter how bad your performance is, what matters is whether your boss likes you or not...

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[mini_0]

read this -

A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow &asked him, "Can I also sit like you &do nothing all day Long?" The crow answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Management Lesson?..........To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

Lesson Two

A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.

Management Lesson?........Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

[mini_0]

and this one too . but try to take something from it .. its worth ..

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Management Lesson?

1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy. 2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend. 3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!