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NUNS AND THE COCK
A PRIEST LOST HIS PET ROOSTER AND COULDN'T FIND IT NO
MATTER HOW MANY TIMES HE CHECKED AROUND HIS PARISH. FRUSTRATED,
HE DECIDED TO BRING IT UP DURING HIS SUNDAY MASS.
FROM THE PULPIT, HE ASKED LOUDLY. "ANY ONE GOT A coCK?
ALL THE MEN STOOD UP.
"NO, WHAT I MEAN, HAS ANYONE SEEN A cock?"
ALL THE WOMEN INSIDE THE CHURCH STOOD UP.
"NO, NO, WHAT I MEAN IS....HAS ANY ONE SEEN MY cock"
ALL THE NUNS STOOD UP.
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