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Old 05-04-2006, 12:50 PM
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i'm a dyke alcoholic who looks at porn 24/7

wow i cant believe how acurate this is, lol x

Pick the first Letter of Your first Name
A- Emo
B-Gorgeous
C-Pretty
D-Boyish
E-Christian
F-Retarded
G-Dyke
H-Gothic
I-Girly
J-Gangster
K-Beautiful
L-Popular
M-Slutty
N-Preppy
O-Hot
P-Gay
Q-Punky
R-Hot
S-Sexy
T- Lesbian
U-Ugly
V-Wonderful
W-Geeky
X-Bitchy
Y-Under-appreciated
Z-Over-appreciated

Now the third letter in your middle name(if you dont have one use your last name):

A-Slut
B-Boy
C-Bitch
D-Obsesser
E-Sex machine
F-Retard
G-Queen
H-Jew
I-Girl
J-Goth
K-Nerd
L-Mother****er
M-Beauty queen
N-Geek
O-Whore
P-Punk
Q-Crackwhore
R- Alcoholic
S-Prince (ess)
T-****er
U-Cry Baby
V-Jackass
W-Babe
X-Scaredy-cat
Y-Coward
Z-Chocoholic

Now What Color Is the Shirt You Are Wearing:

Red- Who's Good With My Hands
Blue- Who Looks At Porn 24/7
Orange- Who Likes It In The Butt
Yellow- Who Wants To Have Sex With You
Green- Who will do anything for Sex
Pink- Who Will Do Anything For Crack
Purple- Who Will Rock Your World
White- Who everyone wants to ****
Black- Who wants to **** everyday
Gray- who gives great head

NOW REPOST THIS WITH THE NAME & STATEMENT YOU GOT BEGINNING WITH " I'm a .........
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Old 05-04-2006, 01:55 PM
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Re: i'm a dyke alcoholic who looks at porn 24/7

Was that funny?
I don't think so.
try to find somethig which makes us laugh dude
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Old 05-05-2006, 11:29 AM
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i agree with sanuanu! :|
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