Chinglish

[smileygirl1]

You might like this. This is hilarious... even an Englishman could not construct sentences using numeric, which is exclusive only to Malaysians and Singaporeans.

Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and 10. Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to 1. This is what he came up with...

1 day I go 2 climb up a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rush out and wanted to 5 with me. I run until I fall 6 and throw up. So I go into 7 eleven and grab some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab him. 10 God he run away.

So, I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 ! and left 7 eleven. Next day, I call my boss and say I am 6. He said 5, tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also asks me to climb a 3 and jump down.

I don't understand, I so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1.[/b][/b]

[sanuanu]

Too complex to understand

[smileygirl1]

thats why its call CHINGLISH....................hehehe

[smileygirl1]

it means that :

One day i go to climb up a tree outside a house to peep. but the couple saw me, so i panic and fall down. The man rush out and wanted to fight with me. I run until i fall sick and throw up. So i go into seven eleven and grab some egg to throw at him. Then i took a knife and try to stab him. Thank God he run away.

So, i put the knife back and pay for the egg ! and left seven eleven. next day, i call my boss and say i am sick. He said fine, tomorrow also no need to come back for work. He also asks me to climb a tree and jump down.

i don't understand, i so nice to him but i don't know what he want.

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